So I walked under a bus
I got hit by a train
Keep falling in love
Which is kinda the same
I've sunk out at sea
Crashed my car, gone insane
And it felt so good
I want to do it again
- Bachelor Girl
i've been gone for like 4 days and everyone's gone NUTS. like INSANE, and absolutely NONSENSICAL. like what the *toot*??
(i notice i use the word "like" a lot of times.) *in a hillbilly accent* - for added effect: so amercanised yo.
ok anyway....
i'm back after 4 gruelling days in Bangkok. my limbs are dysfunctional. so for all those reading this and will probably see me in school on monday, some pointers:
1. DO NOT ASK ME TO CARRY BOOKS OR FILES OR OTHER HEAVY OBJECTS FOR YOU- anything more than 1kg is considered heavy. i believe the aunty at the fruit drinks stall has a weighing scale.
2. IF YOU DROP SOMETHING, DO NOT EXPECT ME TO PICK IT UP FOR YOU - you might end up having to pick me up instead
3. LIFTS aka elevators WILL BE MY BEST FRIENDS, DO NOT BLOCK EASY ACCESS TO IT - or be prepared to have your ass whooped. when there is a will, there is a way.
4. SLEEP DEPRAVATION WILL BE LIKELY, RESULTING IN QUEER MOOD SWINGS, HENCE, DO NOT GET ON MY BAD SIDE - that's normally the left.
5. BUY ICE CREAM FROM ME ON MONDAY - or face the wrath of MS SANGEETHA. take your pick. it'd probably make my day better too. (take note: be at canteen from 1.10-1.50pm. - key this into all mobile phones NOW)
6. IF YOU SEE PIMPLES ON MY FACE, DO NOT POINT THEM OUT. I'M NOT DAFT, I DO LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE I COME TO SCHOOL - if you do point them out, so help me, you would have incurred the wrath of amy lim. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
yes... just some pointers.
SO ... ANYWAY, on a lighter note,
i'm alive and other then the above mentioned, i'm feeling well.
i've missed everyone lots.
i'll be away from tuesday again.. for about a week. to kick BUTT. B-U-T-T. BUTT. (pardon me, i just watched Akeelah and the Bee on the plane.
sigh, not really looking forward to travelling again. i don't like being on a plane in general, makes me feel uneasy and i despise the smell planes have. ugh. makes me sick. and now with thewhole bomb plot, all the more a reason to feel uneasy. i have to be grateful at least it's aussieland i'm going and not europe. still.
this'd be the 6th time i'm packing to be away from home this year.
1st was when i went to Bangkok for Siam Karate Camp
2nd i went to NUS for Pre-U Seminar
3rd to Bangkok again to train with the Thai team and Omura Sensei
4th to KL for my grandfather's birthday
5th to Bangkok for training again, in which i just got back today
thus tuesday'd be the 6th time.
if we have an end of the year holiday, i might just faint.
anyone wants souvenirs? find me before monday's out.
what iAMY has to sing, has been heard.